So let the countdown to annoying things about cellphones begin!
5. "Can you hear me now?"
People do this more out of need than out of necessity. Some people go out of their way for a full bar of network coverage. Ok, this may be a bit harsh and even I may be accused of doing this some times but it's really annoying when someone else does it :P.
4. "Hey dude! Check out my new smartphone man! It has extended GUI features, it's 3G and it's freaking cool man!"
*Presses menu button, HANG!
How awesome is it now? I have a cheap phone and a kickass ipod. Your phone sucks! You should consider going for something like this.
3. You are sitting in the bus, maybe having a nice shut-eye or maybe just reading a book. Then suddenly out of nowhere, some bloke begins talking on his cell phone. What's wrong, you say? I say, do you need a mic, dipshit?
Anthropologically, human's tend to make themselves noticed in a public situation. So, the general consensus is, that people need to be loud to get noticed. That is precisely what happens in buses and trains. People shouting at the top of their voices "I am ok, how are you? Ghar pe daal pak raha hai kya?"
Nothing shout's 'moron', than a loud cellphone user.
2. Blaring music at high volumes.
I'm all for Iron Maiden at high volume on my awesome 5.1 Speakers at home. But when some retard puts a Lamb of God song on their mobile phone, all you can hear is static garbage. Generally, it's always one guy showing another guy the next best song, on the bus/train journey, "Dude, check this out! Insane riffs man (play), ZHHHHHHHH Djent Djent Djent Djent ZHHHHHH! And then an understandably annoyed Marathi manoos shouts "Ai Kay re!"
Music is meant to be played at home or within the sanctity of your headphones.
(Courtesy: Ravi Shankar! copyrighted and trademarked)
1. Telemarketers!
Now for the coup de grace. Annoying fucking telelmarketers! I would go on and on about how I hate them but instead, I recommend you to watch this video. This is the best method of dealing with telemarketers. I won't speak anymore. Just shut up and watch this video!